Saturday, January 22, 2011

In Case You Were Wondering: I Don't Like Iceberg Lettuce

Whatever generic "lettuce" is called (and I'm pretty sure it's "iceberg lettuce", but I've been wrong before and will be wrong again, so I like to leave room for me to be wrong currently), I don't like it.

More to the point, I don't like Dairy Queen's grilled chicken salad.

More directly to the point, why can't they have a salad dressing there that does not contain high fructose corn syrup (which is of the devil--look it up if you don't believe me)?

Anyway, I tried to eat a salad there today, and it was not the best time I've had in my life.

Breakfast: Two eggs (one yolk), slice of whole-grain wheat bread, fruit smoothie (yogurt, banana), skim milk with whey protein and cinnamon.

Lunch: Grilled chicken salad from DQ--about two cups of iceberg lettuce, a serving of grilled chicken, some bacon (or bacon substitute), what tasted like maybe American cheese, some tomato, red cabbage, and maybe some shredded carrots--I don't remember them, but they were probably there.

Snack: Mixed nuts, raisins, sharp cheddar cheese, apple, carrots.

Dinner: Bottom round, two servings of asparagus, dark chocolate.

Ugh. I just realized while typing this up I need to go slice up a banana. If it's green, I'm gonna hurl.

1 comment:

  1. Nor should you, iceberg is terrible. Romaine all the way! Never settle ;)